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The Bent Over Ass Butt Crack "FARTING RING" ~ Fart Sound Jewelry Engagement Ring

$ 10.53

Availability: 146 in stock
  • Brand: The Fart Moon Ring
  • Return shipping will be paid by: Seller
  • Item must be returned within: 30 Days
  • MPN: Does Not Apply
  • Refund will be given as: Money back or replacement (buyer's choice)
  • Restocking Fee: No
  • Recommended Age Range: 6+
  • All returns accepted: Returns Accepted
  • Condition: New
  • Character Family: Fart Farting Poop Turd Sounds

    Description

    Each order placed is for 1 "Farting Fake Gag Butt Ring"
    The Farting Moon Ring:
    is a ring box that contains
    no ring
    .
    Instead
    , it contains a miniature plastic man, bent over, exposing his posterior. When the box is opened, he farts. You can hear it... not smell it. We're working on that...lol  Batteries are included that last over a year and can be changed. The Moon Ring is MADE IN THE USA
    Nice loud fart sounds & comes with enhanced light sensitivity, so the fart sound will play in extremely low light situations. (candle lit dinner :) White leatherette ring box is authentic - typically used for engagement rings. (it looks real) Please note: ribbon on box is not included, sorry dudes you will have to put a bow on if needed.
    Great gag gift for Mother's Day, Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, Valentine's Day, anniversary, retirement, white elephant, April Fools, or to break the ice on a first date. Also, kids LOVE it! (cuz ya know... it farts.) Hand painted and made in the USA so no two are alike! This is one amazing prank gag to do!
    U.S. SHIPPING IS FREE
    INTERNATIONAL
    rates see shipping section of listing, We charge BELOW actual cost so you get a awesome rate
    Wholesale Bonus offer: For every 8 orders of 1 Moon Rings purchased we will add 1 Moon Ring FREE~!
    Buy 8 orders get 1 order FREE
    Buy 16 orders get 2 orders FREE
    Buy 24 orders get 3 orders FREE
    etc..
    FAQ: Bonus offer info:
    Can not be combined with any other eBay items
    Must meet the minimum quantity listed
    Bonus offer qualifies for ALL countries
    A GREAT way to lower your cost per unit when you factor in the free goods value
    Just order as normal, No need to remind us as we will know to add free goods inside
    Check out our eBay store as we sell hundreds of funny items sold at silly low prices
    !
    Why shop with Save A Buck Enterprises ?
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    We are a family owned business and our number one goal is to serve you with the best possible service and value. We are always here for you with any questions or concerns before, during, and after your order. Please see our proven high feedback rating to show that we do what we say.
    Thank you for looking and we look forward to possibly doing business with you now and for the future
    .
    Warm Regards,
    Sean Arnold / Owner
    Jennifer Arnold / Account Manager ( my lovely wife )
    Mickey Arnold ( our 8 pound dog :)
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