Summer Sale! 15% Off! Cremator Rocket Kit - Essential Saltes Disbursement!

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SUPER SUMMER SALE!  15% Off
PLEASE ADVISE AS TO WHICH DECAL THEME YOU WOULD LIKE.
We all have suffered the loss of a loved one, dear friend or pet (
Daisy the Rocket Dog
for example) who was an avid Rocketeer. While traveling along the path of our lives, perhaps sitting around after a good launch day, it has been said that the topic of one’s own
“Essential Saltes”
disbursement has come up. Born Again Rocketeers have long made honorable memorial launches in memory of fellow rocketeers who have passed on. Some have even dared to dispense with a quantum of
“Essential Saltes”
upon ejection.
At last, the long-held tradition of honoring rocketeers who have passed on has been standardized with
The Cremator
, the new kit from
Altaira Rocketry
, producer of the 1/122
N1
.
The Cremator
can assist one with the desire to send off yourself, loved ones or even beloved pets. With the kit’s
Cremator Disbursal-Wish Document
, ready for a Notary-Public certification, it can also serve to insure that you get tribute
you
always wanted and deserve by being legally documented. Simply build the
Cremator
and inform your designated launch advocate. Once they agree and understand your wishes, you can have the
Disbursal-Wish Document
Notarized and stored in a safe place. Then place the cremator in a good display area and enjoy life to the fullest.
The Cremator
offers the disbursal operation by using a six-inch coffin as a nosecone with a spring loaded door to see the
“Essential Saltes”
away at apogee.
Displays of conscience can be made by the rocketeer by choosing from sixteen different memorial large decal themes for the oversized fins:
Chi-Rho, Crucifix, Elder Sign, Wiccan, Buddhist, Muslim, Jewish, Masonic, Hindu, Nihilist, Ying/Yang, Eye of Ra, Pastifarian, The Grim Reaper, Pets
or a
Custom Design
. The selection of decal of choice can be made when making the
EBay
order,
eRockets
order, or by email afterwards. Custom design JPEGs can be submitted as well.
With the generous donation of
Daisy the Rocket Dog’s
cremains by one Randy Boadway at
eRockets
as a test, it became clear that
The Cremator
, built with a 24mm or 29mm motor mount (both included), must fly on an
F
motor or higher due the weight factor once commissioned.
The kit comes complete with a twenty-four inch parachute, Laser Cut parts, fins, and display stand, and water-slide decals.